The Runday Shag

Issue 2622

Date:        26 April 2026

Hare:        Lord Raleigh

Venue:     Abinger Hammer Village Hall

On On:     Ibid

2026 AGM RUN

  I read that Lord Raleigh was laying the next Surrey Hash trail, which reminded me of the kind messages he sent me in hospital a year ago. At least I think he sent them – the drugs required for my surgery are renowned for their hallucinatory properties!

  It was another bright sunny day that brought the crowds out, particularly to the picturesque Mole Valley. So I arrived a couple of minutes late! Perhaps I should have booked parking, but the Abinger Hammer Village Hall could not accommodate me so I didn’t start running until 20 mins after I’d seen the pack ambling and skipping along the riverside below the start. I was grateful the trail was very clearly laid in flour and soon found the little footbridge, towards the climb up Beggar’s Lane. This was a steep climb which several hashers were already descending, perhaps not having completed the trail. One of them pointed out a shortcut alongside a barbed wire fence that got me to the top of Hackhurst Down quickly.

  The trail meandered among large trees before arriving at Blatchford Down, which opened out to a wonderful viewpoint on The North Downs Way. Several on-lookers sat enjoying themselves telling me what route ‘the runners’ had taken down towards National Trust Abinger Roughs. I arrived back to a warm welcome at the start having run/walked 4.5 miles.
Circle…

After the circle, J Arthur kindly fed us well on a three-course lunch to be washed down by real ale, before our GM told us which members of the committee would be allowed to retire. I learnt of his very generous donation to Surrey Hash funds, for which the assembled gave a standing ovation.

ON ON, Lonely



And more from the one who can’t resist a comment!

A couple of things
1. We came to a check and Simple said I think it is a back check and headed off the way we had come.
I said, “No, it’s not,” as the hare (Lord Raleigh disguised as Atlantic Ocean) was coming this way.
Then he/she got to the check and marked it as a back check.  I am never wrong [Yeah, right] and so was cross with her/him and annoyed that Simple who thinks he knows more than me was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. At White Down Down with that magnificent 180 degree view, Bolshoi went off to check for ONCE along the hill and came back saying no good.
Blunderbus whizzes past him and me at une vitesse incroyable and heads down down the hill which was the correct route.
Big Dick then appeared having checked out the wrong way again and was left so far behind that Blunderbus one the Battle of the Titans this week as he usually does when fully fit.
Bolshoi has decided it is time for him to give up checking!
Anyway most of the time I was so far behind that I didn’t see any other incidents.

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Editorial

Your new mismanagement is here!

A message from our leader.

  A big thank you to the MM and others for their help in making the AGM a successful and enjoyable day, with special mention to J Arthur (Main Course), Bolshie (Sweets), Atalanta (Cheeses), and Tiller (full Bar).

  Your new MM will now pick up the reigns for the coming year.

  ON ON.
  UG.

Wally wants to show he can set a trail – Wednesday 6th May 2026 for those not working.

Time: 11:00 hrs (arrive 10:45)

Location: Bagshot, RV: Pennyhill Park Hotel cp GU19 5EU, On Inn: The Foresters

Pictures – Click for larger copies of these & more in this week’s album

Trivia

Farmers won’t have their sheepdogs to assist them on the 4th May.

It’s a ban collie day.

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