I live in England; I speak English; I teach English; my wife was English; I now have an English rose on board; I have had English walking football trials; I support England in the Ashes and I’m about to do jury service in old Blighty.  If that’s not enough I’ve been asked to write the hash sheet in English!

  So here goes.

  Mogador on the first Sunday in September on a hash proved to be a very enjoyable experience so many thanks to our hares Fanny S and MoLE who not only set the run they went round with the pack.  The weather was also rather fine.

  It was the Rambo run which means brawn is needed more than brains and it wasn’t long till those attached to either became separated.  God knows who took the brainy trail, this is a hash but probably FRB and Masterbates a couple of wily, willing, cunning and damn good hashers.

  Proud or silly I took the Rambo track but keeping Bigfoot, Miss B, Stevie B, Randy Pandy, Simple, Doug the Tub and the likes in sight proved very difficult.  What happened on the Ramboless part of the run is anyone’s guess but we crossed the M25 a couple of times and did enjoy spectacular views from the Surrey downs.  There were a number of talented ladies out today including Messing in Action [sic], Mrs G, Birthing B, Do You?, Mrs Robinson and the returning Hornblower.  Nice to see you again Judy.  Next time I’m RA I must find out how you got your name!  I must also discover the aforementioneds’ talents.
 With the flour well laid, arrows aplenty and check points marked through everyone played their part to make being a member of the Surrey Hash worthwhile.

  The circle.

  After the GM gave credence to our Hong Kong mini mafia slowly making their mark in Surrey, our RA spoke about all the whores he has known in his life and appeared interested in anyone else who talked bollocks, his history lesson on Mogador being questioned by local historian Sir Ray.  Not sure what kind of moon the RA was interested in but Simple did give him a suggestion if not a demonstration of the art!

  Joining me for a down down were Birthing Blanket, Miss B, at least one hasher from Hong Kong, Petal and probably others but I was not commissioned to pen the Runday Shag till we were in the pub!

  On on and thanks for reading.

  Le Pro.